Top 10 April Fool's
1. Sure - we can get another cat/dog/gerbil for the kids.
2. I really enjoy watching Desperate Housewives.
3. Elvis was sighted trying to visit Terri Schiavo.
4. Senator John Kerry was seen negotiating with the Afghan opium tribal chiefs for a new ketchup brand - the new slogan - "just one dab on your fries and your hooked..."
5. Kim Jong IL of North Korea wants to try out for American Idol. His whole nation will "vote of die".
6. The French Government recently voted down an attempt to allow additional overtime hours beyond 187 hours per year beyond the 35 hour workweek. No fooling. They only work 35 hours per week. No wonder they surrender every time they are invaded.
7. The kids forgot it was April Fools Day. I didn't hear the same april fools joke all day over and over and over and over and over.
8. The LA Kings can win it this year.
9. The LA Lakers can win it this year.
10. The LA Dodgers can win it this year.
2. I really enjoy watching Desperate Housewives.
3. Elvis was sighted trying to visit Terri Schiavo.
4. Senator John Kerry was seen negotiating with the Afghan opium tribal chiefs for a new ketchup brand - the new slogan - "just one dab on your fries and your hooked..."
5. Kim Jong IL of North Korea wants to try out for American Idol. His whole nation will "vote of die".
6. The French Government recently voted down an attempt to allow additional overtime hours beyond 187 hours per year beyond the 35 hour workweek. No fooling. They only work 35 hours per week. No wonder they surrender every time they are invaded.
7. The kids forgot it was April Fools Day. I didn't hear the same april fools joke all day over and over and over and over and over.
8. The LA Kings can win it this year.
9. The LA Lakers can win it this year.
10. The LA Dodgers can win it this year.
posted by Utah Chris at 4:48 PM
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