10. I keep forgetting to bring snacks.
9. I don't take "I'm tired" for an a reason not to play. "Get back out their and feel the burn" would be my response.
8. When the other team gets a trash goal, I "Boo". When our team gets a trash goal, I "Boo".
7. I'd have them practicing 7 nights a week until they understand "this is supposed to be fun".
6. When one of our boys get's kicked in the nuts, I'd yell, "suck it up out there, GET DOWN FIELD".
5. I'd keep using hockey terms interchangably, "CENTER THE PUCK !!"
4. I'd probably send oposing players to the bench for pushing and shoving.
3. I'd demand all the parents spend Saturday's and Sunday's with their kid teaching "team concepts".
2. Jennifer would wait in the car.
1. I'd probably get red carded every game.