What Do I Do When Fox Calls

My wife asked me today what I am planning to do when FoxNews calls me and asks me to come to New York to work for them. Well, I said, "I can work from home."

Of course, they won't call because I'm a bit more conservative than most. And of course they won't call because I'm a bit more full of myself than most, and of course, they won't call because I unwilling to sit passively while the "personalities" of 60 Minutes berate a sitting President because he is a bigger media draw than they may be.

To be honest, I could not work for any news outlet. I'd get sick to my stomach every time I heard some report walking toward the camera talking about some lame made up story they are trying to sell to the producers by highlighting the worst of America. I'm sick of ambush journalism and pornographic journalism. You cannot call a TV reporter a journalist any more than you can call Larry King a journalist. Larry and most reporter I see these days inject their personal philosophy into their stories such that you can't tell the two apart. Makes me sick.

My wife used to ask why I could not watch an Anaheim Duck home game on TV. Well, it's simple, their TV announcers are "homies" BIG TIME. They call the game as if the Ducks can do no wrong. They need to learn from some of the better sports announcers that call it the way it is as opposed to the way they want it. Larry King and 60 Minutes need to do the same thing. They are "homies" for the Liberal Left, for Hillary and Bill Clinton, for the Democratic Party, for the Socialist Nations and sometimes even for communist nations. Homies make me sick.